JLambo's Holiday Spectacuganza: Scottish Hogmanay

JLambo DOES NOT LOVE the holiday season, with its high stress and high budgets. But he DOES LOVE holiday damsels, so let's humour him with some of those.

We look at the final December holiday, New Year's Eve, Scotland style.

December 29th, 2024

Damsels in Thematic Distress

Sonja of the Steppe

She fights for revenge, using combat skills and strength that were gifted to her by a goddess.

But even the strongest of warriors can be bested...

December 29th, 2024

Damsels from Fantastic Worlds

JLambo's Holiday Spectacuganza: Philippines Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and Eastern Orthodox Christmas

JLambo DOES NOT LOVE the holiday season, with its high stress and high budgets. But he DOES LOVE holiday damsels, so let's humour him with some of those.

We look at two more Christmas celebrations, as well as two other end-of-year traditions, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa.

December 23rd, 2024

Damsels in Thematic Distress

JLambo's Holiday Spectacuganza: Ethiopian, Italian, and German Christmases

JLambo DOES NOT LOVE the holiday season, with its high stress and high budgets. But he DOES LOVE holiday damsels, so let's humour him with some of those.

We move next to various other Christmas celebrations...

December 22nd, 2024

Damsels in Thematic Distress

JLambo's Holiday Spectacuganza: Mexico (Las Posadas) and Scandinavia (Jul)

JLambo DOES NOT LOVE the holiday season, with its high stress and high budgets. But he DOES LOVE holiday damsels, so let's humour him with some of those.

First up: the beautiful ladies of Mexico, and the equally delightful damsels of Scandinavia. Two distinct styles, same level of holiday excitement.

December 22nd, 2024

Damsels in Thematic Distress

Holiday Party Hostages, Part 2

December 13th, 2024 / Damsels on the Job

Tis the season for holiday office parties, with cheap decorations, cheaper booze, and the all-too-familiar social faux-pas.

And sometimes, you get yourself into a Nakatomi Tower situation, but if you've been extra good, it may have a little more damsel in distress and a little less broken glass.

Holiday Party Hostages, Princess Edition

December 7th, 2024 / Damsels on the Job

Tis the season for fairy tale holiday office parties, with cheap trinkets, cheaper libations, and the all-too-familiar social faux-pas.

And sometimes, you get yourself into a Tangled + Enchanted + John McClane Hostage situation, but if you've been extra good, it may have a little more damsel in distress and a little less broken glass.

Held Captive at the Women's Clinic

December 6th, 2024 / Damsels on the Job

There had always been risks working at such a contentious facility, with bomb threats, angry protests, and just a high level of anxiety, but things had gotten worse.

And then, one day, with the stress and the violence outside, everything just went off, and even coworkers started to turn on each other, some due to ideology and others likely due to a perverse convenience.

Holiday Party Hostages

November 29th, 2024 / Damsels on the Job

Tis the season for holiday office parties, with cheap decorations, cheaper booze, and the all-too-familiar social faux-pas.

And sometimes, you get yourself into a Nakatomi Tower situation, but if you've been extra good, it may have a little more damsel in distress and a little less broken glass.

Autumn: A Cornucopia of Captives

November 24th, 2024 / Damsels in Thematic Distress

There is a wistfulness to this season, the end of the warm days and the beginning of the cold and dark.

But luckily we have wonderful damsels to keep us distracted from the stress of what's coming.

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Fine Young Captives

November 19th, 2024 / Damsels in Peril

Just beautiful young women, kidnapped in pairs, bound and gagged.

Classic abduction and hostage scenarios, like Mom's prime time TV dramas used to make.

Dame Becomes Damsel

November 16th, 2024 / Damsels of a Time and Place

There was a time when women had a certain style. It was a mix of strength and femininity, where she took no guff but looked damn good doing it.

And it is always delightful to see those dames go full damsel...

The Accusation

November 10th, 2024 / Damsels in Peril

It isn't always easy living with someone else. And when that person isn't being honest with you, and you start to realize that they just don't care what you're trying to tell them... well, it's tempting to just find a way to make them listen.

Like sleeping pills in their tea and some binding and gagging. Now she would definitely have to pay attention...

Damsels of Colonial New England

November 3rd, 2024 / Damsels of a Time and Place

They had spoken of creating and improved and free way of life in the virgin lands.

None of that has been true for these damsels. The land hadn't been virgin, their lives hadn't gotten better, and now they were anything but free.

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Previous Updates

October 29th, 2024

Best Friends Escape Challenge

October 7th, 2024

October 2nd, 2024

Wrong Turn on the Ski Trail, Part 2

Kidnapped from the Halloween Party

September 28th, 2024

How to Train Your Damsel

September 28th, 2024

September 28th, 2024

Strange New Perils

Wrong Place, Wrong Time - 1980s Edition

September 24th, 2024

After the Roadside Robbery

September 22nd, 2024

September 22nd, 2024

The Three Graces, Under Siege

Please Let Me Untie Her

September 21st, 2024

Victim in a Van

September 14th, 2024

September 14th, 2024

The Lost Lecture

The Ball Gown Bindings

September 13th, 2024

The Store That Has Everything, Princess Edition

September 11th, 2024

September 11th, 2024

AI is Coming for the Artists!

The Magical Interrogation

September 8th, 2024

A Maiden Sacrifice for the Deadly Volcano, Part 2

September 8th, 2024

September 7th, 2024

A Maiden Sacrifice for May Day,
Part 2

A Maiden Sacrifice for the Forest
Beings

September 7th, 2024

Penelope's Unwanted Pit Stop

September 6th, 2024

September 4th, 2024

Sweater Weather Captives

Fine-Feathered Damsels

September 4th, 2024

The Store That Has Everything

September 3rd, 2024

September 3rd, 2024

Autumn is Damsel Season

Back-to-School Blues