Damsel in Distress Apps and Extras, for some reason

Quiz: What's Your Perfect Damsel?

Pamela's Torment 2025 Calendar

(Online and PDF)

In partnership with Dr. Bindwell, we have developed the most scientific method yet of determining damsels.

Whether you want to rescue this damsel, be this damsel, or, uh, torment this damsel... answer these questions to find out the right damsel to choose.